I need a new job. Sitting at a desk and being indoors on most days is hazardous to your health, and my body knows it. I have days where I sit in front of clients listening to them talk about their business and then after they leave, I have to type up my notes and enter them in a database. Sitting too long gives me a royal pain in the butt, so much that I dream of being a mail carrier or a conductor. I just finished a quarterly report yesterday, so I’ve been sitting at my desk far too long, so now I have a mild case of sciatica. The pain begins in the lower back and runs through the buttock. Lucky for me, it’s not traveling down the lower leg because if you’ve ever had a full blown case of sciatica, you know it’s is a killer.
Of course, if I entered the data a little bit every month in a more timely fashion, I wouldn’t have to be computer chair bound, but when clients call, I give in to their needs and put my admin work on hold even though I’ve designated that time for ME.
Too much sitting and not enough movement is unhealthy. It’s an occupational hazard for sure, so why can’t I collect worker’s comp and get a massage? I want a job where I move. Have you ever seen a slouching, fat mail carrier or conductor? Did you know they live a long healthy life thanks to all that aerobic activity?
Let me be clear, I’m not just looking for longevity, but healthy longevity. Many of the world’s famous conductors lived well into their 80’s and 90’s during a time when the average life expectancy was 50 years old. Evidently, flapping your arms around for hours provides a great cardiovascular workout with a steady stream of blood flowing to the brain – all that, while listening to beautiful music, creating an inner peace. That’s what I want – a life-enhancing job.
There is another way. If I were brilliant, I could expect a long life, say the longevity experts. Winners of the Nobel Prize live longer than most people. It seems like the act of winning a Nobel Prize increases longevity and life expectancy by 1.5 years. They also say Minnesotans live longer than most as well as those who are married. And who knew that the more money you make, the longer you live? So, I guess a wealthy married orchestra conductor living in Minnesota who has won a Nobel Prize can expect an uber long AND healthy life.
Mae West got it right, and she was 87 when she died.
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Thank you, Mae.